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Writer's pictureJustin Whippo

Bikini Model Mayhem aka Cyborg Hookers (2016)

Updated: Feb 2, 2022

My quick rating - ??,??/10. Not sure which name I like better. This one comes to us from Full Moon Features. We'll see if that is a good thing or not. Duped into watching soft-core porn. Completely a Skinemax type flick. Not sure how to rate this one. At times had a couple of jokes, and the music is funny as hell but really? Same porn-type setups without the actual porn scenes. Only missing a pizza delivery guy (at least I think, I didn't really watch the whole thing). The scifi was one shot of a robot chick frying during sex. The point was an evil politician hires some scientists to create robots to seduce and get the other candidates caught in the act and help him win the election. Or I'll play along, the "erection." Oh well, this was deleted long before it hit the 85-minute runtime. And the "actor" who played Augustina? I really hope that isn't the poor woman's real voice. As far as pseudo porn goes, it has a pretty intricate plot lol. As far as the eye candy goes, nothing to write home about. Not at all the stuff I expect from Full Moon since they are good for some b-budget horror-comedy-type gems, not this nonsense.


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