Cannibal Troll (2021)

My quick rating - 2,6/10. You know you are in for trouble when the beginning spells it a "fairytail." IF that was the only problem with this movie, it would be excusable. The dialogue throughout most of this is incoherent rambling. When you can piece out what the 6 English ladies on a camping trip are saying, it mostly is about not telling the bride to be you love her and your many sexual romps together in the past weren't a one time thing. So since the title of the movie tells you, yes there is a monster after them in the woods. Although, I don't think he is a cannibal since I never saw her eat another troll. She (Zuza Tehanu as the troll) also has the FX department going all out for a mask from the local Halloween shop. There are scenes that make so little sense it is as if they were thrown in after the fact, although judging by the editing and amount of times the boom mic and its shadows are seen, editing also isn't a strongpoint. You will once again root for one of two things, the troll to kill the annoying girlies OR the credits to start rolling.

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