My quick rating - 3.6/10. In this flick, a modern-day vampire takes advantage of advanced technology to hunt his prey in both the real world and virtual spaces, all while live-streaming his brutal feasts to a bloodthirsty online audience. As his fanbase grows, a trio of young supernatural investigators picks up his trail, only to find themselves becoming the hunted. The premise is undeniably unique, bringing a fresh, tech-driven twist to the vampire genre. Unfortunately, the execution falls short. Sean Ohlman as the vampire is an odd casting choice—he comes off more like a quirky Youtuber than a menacing creature of the night. His lack of a commanding presence strips away much of the dread you’d expect from such a role, making it hard to take his villainy seriously. One thing Full Moon Productions delivers, as expected, is gratuitous nudity, but it stands out here for its hilariously absurd use. There's actually a scene where breasts are used almost as weapons, which speaks volumes about the film's over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek nature. The finale is where the film truly collapses. The swarm of bats feels like a low-budget afterthought, a CGI mess that’s laughable rather than climactic. It's unclear if the ending was setting up a sequel or if the filmmakers simply ran out of ideas, as the abrupt finish leaves you unsatisfied. Despite a few laughs, the movie has more dialogue than action. The concept had potential, but it gets bogged down by clunky delivery, weak performances, and a lackluster script. The balance between horror and humor is uneven, leaning too far into the absurd. Ultimately, this film is another miss from Full Moon saved only by some scattered moments of fun.
Death Streamer (2024)
Updated: Oct 22
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