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Detention (2003)

My quick rating - 3,8/10. Having Dolph Lundgren is the only thing that makes this watchable. It can easily be described as a Die Hard without a single intelligent villain, a lack of a character at all with a brain, no action scenes that keep you in suspense, shall I continue? Nobody in this movie can hit the broad side of a barn with their gun. The one kid who gets shot is done so literally with the weapon touching his chest. Other than that, being stationary and 4 feet away is a safe distance against these "pros." They didn't even really bother the logic in taking over a school to get rich. And even with their planned heist, their is no way it would get them all that rich in the first place. A pretty dumb film is putting it mildly so unless you are in the mood to roll your eyes for 98 minutes, you can find far better things to watch, including flix with Dolph himself.

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