My quick rating - 3.2/10. If you’ve ever thought, “What this horror movie needs is more boobs, a hot tub, and a pillow fight before the killing starts,” then this flick is here to say, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
Writer/Director Steve Hermann clearly went to the ‘80s Sorority Horror starter pack for inspiration and wasted no time diving headfirst into every single cliché possible. Our fresh-faced pledges, eager to join Gamma Rho Kappa, quickly learn that the initiation process involves more than just beer pong and hazing—it includes evil, bloodthirsty witches with a taste for new recruits (literally).
Lynn Lowry and Ann Myrna head up the sisterhood of supernatural shenanigans, chewing scenery (and possibly flesh) as they lure in their unsuspecting pledges. Lowry’s connection to Troma Studios only adds to the camp factor, making this feel like a long-lost love child of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and a rejected The Bad Batch sequel.
For those wondering if there’s any actual horror in this horror movie, the practical effects are appreciated but scarce—because, let’s be honest, the budget was probably split evenly between fake blood and baby oil. The kills that do happen are fun but too infrequent, which is a shame because more ridiculous deaths might have really taken this to “so-bad-it’s-good” territory.
The acting? Exactly what you'd expect. It delivers with the same energy as a college group project where half the team forgot the deadline—but hey, that’s part of the charm. The twist? Oh, it’s there. And it’s just hokey enough to make you groan and chuckle at the same time.
If you love schlocky, boob-centric horror throwbacks, this might be your kind of trash. But if you were hoping for a legitimately terrifying sorority horror film, well, you must be new here.
Streaming choices are slim for this one which may be a blessing.
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