My quick rating - 4,4/10. I'm pretty sure I have seen this, but we'll see. And yes I have. Massive overacting to the point of irritation by James Franco along with a plot that in no way in the world would happen. Not to this silly and stupid extent. Hopefully, you will do the same thing that Selena Gomez did, and get the hell out of the movie as fast as possible. She slides out of this one very early on to never return. She must've seen it was heading down the road to obscure garbage. I knew I was in trouble when the credits began. Girls Gone Wild is all this movie screams out, and that is about the extent of it. This flick caters to teens who believe that drinking, drugging, and screwing are what life is all about (spring break forever). So after the boobs bouncing around wears off it attempts to have a plot in between music video cut scenes. That is all this was, a long-ass pathetic music video. Some really annoying chicks rob a restaurant for cash to go to spring break. So they go, party it up, get into trouble, and get bailed out by some thug named "Alien". Yep, they somehow drugged Franco to take part in this movie. Granted, he was the only part worth seeing at all (you can get GGW movies at your leisure). Well, of course, the spring break doesn't last forever as reality starts to creep in and is shown off in a very anti-climactic ending. So there really isn't much to go into, just overall repetitive scenes and music. It's a lame attempt at drama here and there. Without Franco, much worse!
Spring Breakers (2013)
Updated: Jun 25
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