My quick rating - 4,1/10. Another Full Moon gem. At no point was this movie trying to be serious, which makes it entertaining. The fact the chick on the poster front and center is highlighted explains what this movie is about. She, nor the other two, are even the main female of this flick. She just happens to have the biggest boobs. Not much of a surprise since the point of this one is 5 girls attempting to win a competition to win the chance of being the spokesmodel for some fashion line. But little do they know that someone has been tampering with the world of magic and pissed off some mystical beings. So not only are they competing for the judge's attention they will also be fighting for their lives. For a silly movie, I found myself laughing along with them quite often so they had that part correct. The kills are pretty tame throughout with some very shoddy effects to go with it. Jeryl Prescott is actually quite convincing being the head of the agency although it might be the poor performances of the others that made it better. The whole competition itself is so stupid that the cheese factor of the weird creatures doesn't even seem out of place. The other judges are obviously your typical male characters so are there not to judge them but screw them, literally. I have to hand it to our creators here since they did not shy away from making this as silly as possible throughout and never strayed from being a b-budget flick. They more embraced it to make it more fun. I do wish they would have leaned a bit more into the horror part of the whole ridiculous premise since Full Moon doesn't shy away from the gore in their flicks. Just in this one they were preoccupied with the goofy monsters, one of which being the screaming one that looked pretty creepy. But the everyday Leprechaun that is leading the group is just too nice to be taken seriously when he is explaining why they must find out who is using their magic and killing to stop them. But if you know their type of movies, then you are fully aware of what you will be getting going into this. And by just the laughs alone, I at least was entertained enough.
Unlucky Charms (2013)
Updated: Nov 1, 2021
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