Church of Fears (2018)

My quick rating - 1.2/10. The good: They somehow got this streaming. The bad: Everything else. Remember about 30 years ago, you got a home video camera and you realized hitting pause and record, you could make people disappear? Well, these morons just learned that trick, and every other one a home user has been doing for decades. Fairly sure that little trick involved splicing out film from reels. Anyway, this isn't a lesson; this is a fair warning. So bad there isn't even profanity to use and explain it. Even the 17 year old actors should've been pissed at the final product. Everything said and done is just an experiment in demonstrating what NO ONE would say or do. The story is nonsensical, some church and weird spirits (in other words, people dressed up for Halloween) are around. Later on, they use a group exorcism, since those are really a thing, I guess we are to believe they are demons. Scene after scene is a test of your patience. Over and over, I could see they were trying to slide in some inside jokes. The problem is they aren't funny to the viewer now and I can assure you when these dolts come back and view this at their 10 year reunion, they won't remember why it was funny then either. I couldn't delete the movie fast enough, but luckily they knew that was coming and didn't bother with any credits LOL. I tend to try and find the good, maybe seeing some potential for a future, but there is no way anyone involved in this is going anywhere (which, by my saying that, is a cue for a soon-to-be Oscar winner found). If you can't find your old home movies (as is driving me crazy now the more I see far worse shit showing up) then this will suffice.

Church of Fears (2018)

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