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Murdaritaville (2024)
My quick rating - 1.9/10. Even Jimmy Buffet wouldn’t be a fan of this poor attempt of a flick. That pretty much sums up Murdaritaville...
Justin Whippo
Jan 292 min read


Cold Wind Blowing (2022)
My quick rating - 2.6/10. This flick sets itself up as a classic “cabin in the woods” horror tale but quickly devolves into a cacophony...
Justin Whippo
Dec 22, 20242 min read


Catnado (2022)
My quick rating - 1.3/10. Ok, I just have to check this out with absolutely no intentions of it being any good LOL. I mean it has to be...
Justin Whippo
Nov 24, 20242 min read


Caddy Hack (2023)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. I came into this flick with low expectations, and even those weren’t met. This flick is clearly a parody of...
Justin Whippo
Oct 19, 20242 min read


The Winter Witch (2023)
My quick rating - 1.9/10. This is just a confused mess that fails to deliver on any front. The film follows journalist Ingrid ( Rose...
Justin Whippo
Oct 17, 20241 min read


Skal - Fight for Survival (2023)
My quick rating - 2.4/10. This movie is a prime example of a film that feels like it was made just to annoy anyone unfortunate enough to...
Justin Whippo
Oct 10, 20242 min read


Cocaine Werewolf (2024)
My quick rating - 1.7/10. Oh, that was bad. This film claims to deliver a wild ride of horror, mayhem, and drug-fueled chaos, but in...
Justin Whippo
Aug 23, 20242 min read


Space Sharks (2024)
My quick rating - 1.8/10. I don't have high hopes for this but I checked and it isn't made by the Asylum . A military experiment...
Justin Whippo
Jul 24, 20242 min read


Spaghetti (2023)
My quick rating - 2.4/10. Nurse Lena Simon ( Brittany Lucio ) seems to have found the perfect man in savvy businessman Scotty Sharpe (...
Justin Whippo
Jul 17, 20242 min read


Teddiscare (2024)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. What the hell is this crap? They didn't even try with "Teddie" being anything but some dolt in a store-bought...
Justin Whippo
May 24, 20242 min read


Easter Evil (2024)
My quick rating - 0.9. Two Easter "horror" flix popped up this year and I have been given good information that one of them is awful so...
Justin Whippo
Mar 31, 20242 min read


Head on a Plate (2023)
My quick rating - 2.1/10. For an 82 minute flick, this opening scene is taking a lot of time. 12 cruel minutes for very little bang. The...
Justin Whippo
Dec 27, 20231 min read


Flakka Zombie Drug (2023)
My quick rating - 1.5/10. Flakka Zombie Drug descends into the realm of cinematic catastrophe with such audacious abandon that it's hard...
Justin Whippo
Nov 5, 20232 min read


The People In The Shadows (2023)
My quick rating - 1.2/10. I believe the viewing options available give me a good idea of what I am about to get from this flick. It seems...
Justin Whippo
Oct 19, 20232 min read


Scary Tales: Dead Zone (2023)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. The sound quality is pretty bad. I would guess they are using the mic on their smartphone for recording since...
Justin Whippo
Oct 10, 20232 min read


Gore Theatre 2 (2019)
My quick rating - 1,9/10. I am going out on a limb and assuming not seeing the first of these won't much matter LOL. It is looking to be...
Justin Whippo
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Eyes Of Dread (2023)
My quick rating - 2.0/10. So far, this flick is a real test of patience. The stripper dancing half naked for no apparent reason is...
Justin Whippo
Aug 17, 20232 min read


Dark Mixtape (2021)
My quick rating - 1.7/10. Looks like we have another wannabe "snuff" flick here. You have seen me mention flix that attempts to make you...
Justin Whippo
Jul 31, 20233 min read


Fire Island (2023)
My quick rating - 2,0/10. That scene in that persons basement, i mean, the bar where the dude sang was WAY too long. That was the thing...
Justin Whippo
Jul 19, 20232 min read


As Certain As Death (2023)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. This flick starts out with a videotaped introduction to an intervention that is narrated by Cortney Palm as...
Justin Whippo
Jul 18, 20232 min read
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