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Justin Whippo
3 days ago2 min read
Cold Wind Blowing (2022)
My quick rating - 2.6/10. This flick sets itself up as a classic “cabin in the woods” horror tale but quickly devolves into a cacophony...
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Justin Whippo
Nov 242 min read
Catnado (2022)
My quick rating - 1.3/10. Ok, I just have to check this out with absolutely no intentions of it being any good LOL. I mean it has to be...
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Justin Whippo
Oct 192 min read
Caddy Hack (2023)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. I came into this flick with low expectations, and even those weren’t met. This flick is clearly a parody of...
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Justin Whippo
Oct 171 min read
The Winter Witch (2023)
My quick rating - 1.9/10. This is just a confused mess that fails to deliver on any front. The film follows journalist Ingrid ( Rose...
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Justin Whippo
Oct 102 min read
Skal - Fight for Survival (2023)
My quick rating - 2.4/10. This movie is a prime example of a film that feels like it was made just to annoy anyone unfortunate enough to...
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Justin Whippo
Aug 232 min read
Cocaine Werewolf (2024)
My quick rating - 1.7/10. Oh, that was bad. This film claims to deliver a wild ride of horror, mayhem, and drug-fueled chaos, but in...
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Justin Whippo
Jul 242 min read
Space Sharks (2024)
My quick rating - 1.8/10. I don't have high hopes for this but I checked and it isn't made by the Asylum . A military experiment...
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Justin Whippo
May 242 min read
Teddiscare (2024)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. What the hell is this crap? They didn't even try with "Teddie" being anything but some dolt in a store-bought...
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Justin Whippo
Mar 312 min read
Easter Evil (2024)
My quick rating - 0.9. Two Easter "horror" flix popped up this year and I have been given good information that one of them is awful so...
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Justin Whippo
Dec 27, 20231 min read
Head on a Plate (2023)
My quick rating - 2.1/10. For an 82 minute flick, this opening scene is taking a lot of time. 12 cruel minutes for very little bang. The...
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Justin Whippo
Nov 5, 20232 min read
Flakka Zombie Drug (2023)
My quick rating - 1.5/10. Flakka Zombie Drug descends into the realm of cinematic catastrophe with such audacious abandon that it's hard...
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Justin Whippo
Oct 19, 20232 min read
The People In The Shadows (2023)
My quick rating - 1.2/10. I believe the viewing options available give me a good idea of what I am about to get from this flick. It seems...
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Justin Whippo
Oct 10, 20232 min read
Scary Tales: Dead Zone (2023)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. The sound quality is pretty bad. I would guess they are using the mic on their smartphone for recording since...
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Justin Whippo
Sep 3, 20232 min read
Gore Theatre 2 (2019)
My quick rating - 1,9/10. I am going out on a limb and assuming not seeing the first of these won't much matter LOL. It is looking to be...
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Justin Whippo
Aug 17, 20232 min read
Eyes Of Dread (2023)
My quick rating - 2.0/10. So far, this flick is a real test of patience. The stripper dancing half naked for no apparent reason is...
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Justin Whippo
Jul 31, 20233 min read
Dark Mixtape (2021)
My quick rating - 1.7/10. Looks like we have another wannabe "snuff" flick here. You have seen me mention flix that attempts to make you...
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Justin Whippo
Jul 19, 20232 min read
Fire Island (2023)
My quick rating - 2,0/10. That scene in that persons basement, i mean, the bar where the dude sang was WAY too long. That was the thing...
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Justin Whippo
Jul 18, 20232 min read
As Certain As Death (2023)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. This flick starts out with a videotaped introduction to an intervention that is narrated by Cortney Palm as...
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Justin Whippo
Jun 29, 20232 min read
Kill Her Goats (2023)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. I have had this flick for quite some time just taking up space. Well, Bec did a blind pick of this one so we'll...
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Justin Whippo
Jun 10, 20232 min read
Evul Twinz (2020)
My quick rating - 2,0/10. I put this on because of a 69 minute run time and no plot while working. WOW, I did not expect such shit,...
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