My quick rating - 2.0/10. So far, this flick is a real test of patience. The stripper dancing half naked for no apparent reason is literally the only thing happening. This movie really wants to be artsy with the filters and shadows. slightly missed writing a plot though. After anything such as dialogue or finally, some gets stabbed, they cut right back to the porn inspired music and this chick dancing so unless you have NO other means to see boobs, there is no selling point to it. And with dialogue written so eloquently as "She went into THE BUILDING" to create tension, you get an idea of what kind of crap you are in for. The constant blue tint filter effect is way overused and does nothing for the movie except distract me. The movie starts out with Nina (Karin Engman) being interrogated by some shadow figure about what she saw in the "building" and apparently that is the entire point of this movie. Here sister Ana (Malin Saine) arrives in town a year later with the hopes that her sister is still alive since she hadn't been seen since entering this place. That description is a thousand times better than the movie actually was. Absolutely nothing happens aside from pointless dialogue written by a 6 year old about where Nina disappeared at and cut scenes to the stripper for no apparent reason. I was going to rate this a 1.9 but I went with a 2 because the stripper had 2 breasts to look at. When that is the highlight of a movie, you know you did something completely wrong. I also don't want to give a spoiler but towards the end of the movie there is a literal half hour of talking between 5 dudes in the "building" and Ana which can be summed up with "What do you know" asked repeatedly to the point that if I wans't working, I would've fast forwarded that nonsense. Just an absolute train wreck of a film that has so little going for it. I swear it was just some student film with thrown together scenes at times since there was no plot to speak of. Avoid this one, even for FREE.
Eyes Of Dread (2023)
Updated: Aug 18, 2023
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