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Writer's pictureJustin Whippo

Escape From Area 51 (2021)

Updated: Sep 4, 2021

My quick rating - 1,5/10. Painful. I have never seen someone have such a difficult time acting like a "stoner" but the kid in this one cannot even get that right. Oh, these "jokes" are just so bad...I really want to turn this off. And since I didn't turn it off, I will tell you that this from top to bottom is just plain awful. Strangely what you would expect, some cheesy erotic type sci-fi is not what this one is, either. It appears to be some kids somehow got money (these days since people love shitty crap and give money to it, kickstarter) and then talked maybe the neighbors or some parents into being in their "movie." The story is about some alien who escapes from being held and ends up on Earth. Then another alien comes looking for her. Or it could be the other way around, that is the BIG plot twist. The effects in this one were outright nonsense. The clear point of all this can be summed up in this: men are dumb and bad, women are smart and good. This is evident in the fact that every male is a complete idiot in this, and the females, well, they all know what they are doing. According to one line "on every planet, it is the women who step forward to sacrifice themselves." I must be missing something about history, but those battlefields would paint a far different picture. Anyway, aside from the clear gender bias, this mess belongs with the rest of the #turkey flix I have run across, the recycle bin. So why round up to a 2. I chuckled a few times. AT THEM MIND YOU.

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