Jade's Asylum (2019)

My quick rating - 1.2/10. This movie is so painfully bad. The thing that makes this #turkey worse than that silly Xmas flick is that they had a budget. That flick had quality cameras, solid editing, and a very nice location. BUT what in the hell is this trash? I can't explain who the bad guys are because I don't think they knew either. To make this mess of random flashbacks throughout the 83-minute stick my hand in a blender-fest worse, these idiots took this nonsense SERIOUSLY. They actually think they have a horror movie you should think about. So what do they want you to think about? Being an asshole tends to make people dislike you? Strange people-like things partially covered in shrubbery live in the forest and will kill you? Drugs are bad? Who knows really. Just a group of rich assholes getting offed by things in the woods in unceremonious fashion. Or maybe the whole thing was supposed to be in the chick's head since none of the flashbacks make sense. Just thinking about this is giving me a headache.

Jade's Asylum (2019

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