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Writer's pictureJustin Whippo

Morbid (2013)

Updated: May 29, 2021

My quick rating - 1,5/10. Awful movie, if it was a movie that is. So many warnings at the beginning of how violent this is, and what a waste when you see the effects. And this is a SPOILER, not like you'll be dumb enough to see this. Then after you want to cut your ears off listening to Sky motherfucking Walker (yes a characters name is that, and his obsession with himself is so cringe worthy) the ending absolutely takes the cake as their inside joke gone wrong. The killer gets sick of being taunted by the final girl, so he whips out his dick which happens to be about 3 FEET long and teasing her with how it WILL hurt. Granted, her having a pair of garden shears comes in handy. Typing that, it almost sounds funny. Trust me, the pain of the acting and pointless fake news reports to get to that point are NOT worth sitting through to see the end. You have been warned.

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