My quick rating - 2,2/10. Massive hard edits. The most expensive part of the movie, a pair of black contact lenses LOL. A couple of things I had to say during this unpleasant experience of a flick. 30+ years ago, my buddies and I made crap just like this. I am in no way saying what we did back then was good. Quite the opposite, I am saying this long later I don't expect people into being duped into watching a movie to find out it is just a home movie that somehow got distribution. Clear poor editing (pressing stop) and closeups on the blood and guts so it doesn't have to look good and the viewer won't be able to make out what it is. People holding the implements of their death to themselves (and really quite clearly in this trash) such as a machete to the throat, conveniently held there by the guy the makers knew that had a full beard LOL. All the tricks of the amateur movie maker are present. It is just too bad they didn't do anything with it or try to come up with a new way to use them. They try to piece together some story of the occult and summoning Satan, who has great lines such as "Don't do that." If you ever bother with this and see that line in context, you will not believe what it leads to. The acting is non-existent since there weren't any actors, just friends, and family. Allowing a 2 rating has to be due to that soft spot in my head for our home movies I would love to try and get onto Amazon but just don't know where they went. You honestly might watch it and think lower. As we have always said, up to you to see it or not, I am merely giving you my opinion to save you some time and frustration. Oh, PS, this needed to be put on IMDB to bring the ratings to reality, and no I won't put a 1 to curve it, I said 2. So all of you that worked in this or are friends, yes, it is funny to YOU but be honest, you know the movie sucks.
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