My quick rating - 2,2/10. I will admit, I only put this on because it looks awful and I am working. And so far, the acting is right on target for my assumption. I don't know why they bothered with an "uncut" version because there is hardly any blood in this whole crappy affair, and the constant full frontal is pretty standard. Undressing scenes so the girls strip to hop on a tanning bed. The plot revolves around some prevented guy who records these sessions but that isn't all. He and his lady also kill girls to harvest their skin to make high-end purses LOL. I admit that last statement makes this flick like it has some potential to be fun but let me assure you, it is NOT. A couple of girls head to their relative's house who recently passed away and think they will be in for an unsupervised vacation but instead, they are met with their Aunt May (Julia Faye West) who wasn't supposed to be there and ruined their plans. This is the plot they tried to throw in to get more scenes of girls taking their clothes off since the salon seems to be the only thing to do in town. What could have been an amusing idea is just ruined in every single aspect of filmmaking. In a matter of 80 minutes, you are witness to some of the worst acting, camera work, and SOUND. To have to mention just how out of place the music in this movie is gives you an idea of how terrible it is. They even tried to slip in one of the most painful fight scenes to watch. I probably could go on and on with all the problems this flick has but I think you get the basic idea. Just an all-around lack of effort to do anything with their idea so do yourself a favor and don't even go for a freebie. Unless you want to educate yourself on how not to make a movie, then you have come to the right place!
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