My quick rating - 0,0/10. That is NOT a typo. It is official. This IS the worst "movie" I have ever seen. It isn't a movie, it is 102 minutes of some person talking. The audio is terrible to the point I assume the cheap camera is recording it unfiltered. What this is: When you got your first camera, you would narrate for like 15 seconds. This is a whole movie of that feeling. It is just telling the unfortunate viewer what happened off camera when on the streets of Hong Kong. The premise is supposed to be a found tape in raw form found by a college student from 2004 labeled "Hong Kong" but no one in his family goes there. And then this shit plays. Occasionally he whines about knocking on the door. This person is the most irritating thing I have ever heard. He constantly is dropping F-bombs for no good reason like he just discovered a NEW word. It sounds so juvenile. I would give his name but the cast shows multiple people and there wasn't a single person but the idiot talking and occasional phone call to "Mike" and the cast doesn't list a Mike. I think IMDB has all bogus info actually since at the end it says directed by Steven Kwong, and that name doesn't exist under IMDB. I would be willing to bet he is the voice through this whole thing. There is not a single redeeming quality to this and how it ended up being called a movie is beyond me. DO NOT at all costs watch this. If you don't take my word for it and seek this out, you have been warned and I doubt you will be patient enough to watch the whole 102 deathly boring minutes of this.
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