My quick rating - 2,2/10. I thought I'd balance the good holiday stuff I have been watching with something that sure looks to be a #turkey. This has to be a student flick due to, well, everything you can think of starting with the horrendous acting of terrible dialogue. Scene after scene this just gets worse. The jokes that you can clearly see THEY thought were hilarious are just plain stupid. And since the first half of this movie tries to rely strictly on the comedy supplied by the actors attempting to make a horror film, that makes for some poor entertainment. But then they decide to shift gears and we are introduced to the film distributors that buy their film rights but when they go to collect their money, the crew find that they are actually vampires. Really poor excuses for vampires. They try to escape the mansion but are unable to get past the horde of "goth" chicks surrounding the place. This is the kind of top-notch humor you are getting here. Seems the only effects they could afford would be a couple bottles of ketchup and some colored lighting to flicker for their magical power demonstrations LOL. This is definitely getting more eye rolls than anything else out of me. The good news for you is even if you felt the need to watch this pile of trash, no one is streaming it and by the time you get this far, that includes me. They are really dragging this ending out, I just want to delete this already. It is also really irritating they keep referencing non-existent horror movies for their inspiration. And finally, OVER without going out on a laugh or a kill.
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