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Aimee: The Visitor (2023)
My quick rating - 4.1/10. Hey, look, another one from Full Moon. It's kind of like a mediocre new Twilight Zone episode, only with more porn references and an evil AI. Directed by the legendary Charles Band, Aimee: The Visitor follows Scott Keyes (Dallas Schaefer), a genius hacker who doesn't seem to have much use for humanity. His world revolves around computers and pornography until he and his partners Hunter (Felix Merback) and Gazelle (Faith West) crack a code that leads
Justin Whippo
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Slotherhouse (2023)
I had the trailer for Slotherhouse sitting on my previous website for a while because, well...it looked completely ridiculous. Eventually, I figured it was time to stop teasing myself with the trailer and actually watch the damn thing. And you know what? I had fun with it. Was Slotherhouse insanely stupid? Absolutely. Was I questioning some of the decisions being made while watching it? Constantly. Did I care? Not really. Sometimes you just have to embrace the stupid and let
Justin Whippo
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Demons At Dawn (2022)
I don't think I've ever seen a backhand slap knock someone completely unconscious before. LOL. Apparently these Demons At Dawn have been training their victims in professional wrestling. This is one of those movies where I could see what they were trying to do, but unfortunately, what they were trying to do and what ended up on the screen are wildly different things. The biggest problem is that the movie takes itself far too seriously, especially considering how little it act
Justin Whippo
Oct 6, 20232 min read


Talk to Me (2023)
My quick rating - 6.9/10. Well, Talk to Me has found a pretty damn effective way to make the ancient art of “summoning the dead for shits and giggles” feel fresh again. And, thankfully, it does it without dragging out the Ouija board for the 9,000th time. Instead, a group of friends gets their hands on an embalmed hand that lets them communicate with the dead. Because apparently “hey, this creepy dead person's hand can let us see ghosts” is exactly the sort of thing teenagers
Justin Whippo
Oct 5, 20233 min read


Beaten To Death (2023)
My quick rating - 5.5/10. All I saw was "Australian horror" and a "horrific assault," so I figured it would work for me. It definitely didn't take Beaten To Death very long to get the blood spewing during a violent beating, which seems to be setting up the story. Jack (Thomas Roach) and his girlfriend Rachel (Nicole Tudor) seemed to have been assaulted, which left her dead and him on the other end of that beating. But narrowly surviving and fighting his way out ends up being
Justin Whippo
Oct 4, 20232 min read


Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
My quick rating - 5.5/10. I felt like they crossed The Meg with Fast and Furious to come up with this sequel. I was definitely not...
Justin Whippo
Oct 3, 20232 min read


Bayi Ajaib (2023)
My quick rating - 5.4/10. In case you didn’t know, Indonesia does some scary-ass horror movies. So, when one manages to fall into my circle, I am always eager to watch it. Miracle Baby is a remake of an Indonesian horror movie of 1982 called Bayi Ajaib. Having never seen the original, I don’t think it would be a good idea for me to pretend that I can judge the remake based on that. So I won't. The story follows Kosim (Vino G. Bastian), a man who unexpectedly strikes gold in t
Justin Whippo
Oct 2, 20233 min read


The Breach (2022)
My quick rating - 5.2/10. The Breach attempts to weave together a tapestry of horror elements, but unfortunately, the end result is a mishmash of good ideas marred by mediocre execution. Chief of Police John Hawkins (Allan Hawco), played by a resolute but underutilized protagonist, is counting down his last days in the sleepy town of Lone Crow. The film takes an intriguing premise, where Hawkins is pulled into one last investigation when a mangled body with unsettling wounds
Justin Whippo
Oct 1, 20232 min read


The Boogeyman (2023)
My quick rating - 6.1/10. Very well-made yet bland horror story. The first thing that comes to mind when the credits hit the screen. This flick is a film that seems to have all the right ingredients for a spine-chilling horror story: a grieving family, a sinister presence, and a desperate struggle for survival. While it undeniably boasts a high level of craftsmanship, this movie, unfortunately, falls into the trap of predictability and fails to offer anything substantially ne
Justin Whippo
Sep 30, 20232 min read
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