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Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008)
My quick rating - 4.4/10. So I had to grab it because it sounds so stupid. However, I came to find out when entering it into my database that it is a sequel. Hope it isn't good and forces me to go find the first one LOL. Going to guess I'll be safe with that not happening. The acting is absolutely awful, but it does make some of these jokes actually effective. I have already laughed a few more times than I expected, both WITH and AT the participants. I am not sure why writer/
Justin Whippo
Aug 7, 20232 min read
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97 Minutes (2023)
My quick rating - 3.3/10. How dare they make a flick called 97 Minutes and give us a running time of 93 minutes??? That is some terrible fight choreography. 97 Minutes attempts to deliver an intense ticking-clock scenario aboard a hijacked 767 airplane facing an imminent disaster due to dwindling fuel supply, promising a gripping experience for us dumb enough to watch. Unfortunately, none of that happens thanks to the movie's glaring flaws. One of the more laughable issues pl
Justin Whippo
Aug 6, 20232 min read
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Candy Land (2022)
My quick rating - 5.4/10. I actually enjoyed this movie quite a bit more than I expected to. It is a disturbing, intense trip through the life of Remy, which is acted, believe it or not, very well by Olivia Luccardi . She is cast out from her religious cult, leaving her vulnerable and lost. But ultimately, she seeks shelter with a group of truck station sex workers, leading to a new level of harsh realities. The characters of this new world are interesting, as each one is fro
Justin Whippo
Aug 5, 20232 min read
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The Demon's Rook (2013)
My quick rating - 5.4/10. "If Evil Dead (or Ash vs. Evil Dead) had a weird Wiccan cousin" was all I needed to hear to spark my curiosity and dive into the fantastical world of . The Demon's Rook . This independent film is a fun, although not flawless, experience for those who enjoy some horror combined with elements of campy horror, dark fantasy, and overall supernatural fiction. The plot is centered on a young boy named Roscoe (played by James Sizemore , also the writer and
Justin Whippo
Aug 3, 20232 min read
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Lovers Lane (1999)
My quick rating - 4.0/10. A man with a hook for a hand escapes from a mental institution to go after the children of his previous victims. Some seriously lame kills for being a slasher flick. Really just a sub-par entry into the genre that isn't horrible nor cringeworthy. This flick just doesn't do anything to evoke any sort of response except, "Well, that is over." I wouldn't go find it, but if it pops up on the tube, you may as well check it out if you are a horror flick f
Justin Whippo
Aug 3, 20231 min read
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The Blackening (2022)
My quick rating - 6.4/10. I popped on The Blackening, knowing it would be something I had seen before, and it infuses that with elements of both missed opportunities and commendable humor. This horror-comedy film follows a group of black friends who gather for a Juneteenth weekend getaway, only to discover themselves trapped in a secluded cabin with a deranged killer. Did that word "cabin" grab your attention? There are shortcomings, but it does manage to toss in some qualit
Justin Whippo
Aug 2, 20232 min read
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The Black Demon (2023)
My quick rating - 3.5/10. Not a lot of "sharking" is going on in this killer shark movie. The Black Demon aspires to be part of the wave created by "killer shark" films, but unfortunately, this particular flick fails to deliver the necessary level of excitement and thrills I associate with quality shark flix. Although the concept has all the makings of a thrilling experience, with the idyllic family vacation setting quickly turning out to be an actual nightmare through the e
Justin Whippo
Aug 1, 20232 min read
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Mark Normand: Soup To Nuts (2023)
My quick rating - 7.5/10. I needed some background noise while working, and standup is always great since it entertains without distracting you. Pretty damn funny. Not going to elaborate further, just enjoy his one-liner jokes delivered quite a bit like Norm MacDonald , which is definitely not a bad thing. I think the big red N lets you know Netflix is where to check this one out. Mark Normand: Soup To Nuts (2023) #comedy #IMDB #Plex
Justin Whippo
Jul 31, 20231 min read
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Dark Mixtape (2021)
My quick rating - 1.7/10. Looks like we have another wannabe "snuff" flick here. You have seen me mention flix, which attempts to make you believe they are real torture or murder caught on video. This has the grainy, static look and all to begin with. Let me break down how amateur this is. There have been three supposed videos so far, and they all have identical static effects going on. All consistent, meaning it isn't anything but a filter they turned on, not any form of ran
Justin Whippo
Jul 31, 20233 min read
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