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Cabaret of the Dead (2017)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. Oh, Tristan Risk not even you can save this garbage. Poor strippers in a cabaret/fetish club are attacked by...
Justin Whippo
Apr 10, 20211 min read
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Bunnyman: Grindhouse Edition
My quick rating - 2,2/10. #turkey
Justin Whippo
Mar 27, 20211 min read
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Amityville: Mt Misery Road (2018)
My quick rating - .8/10. This has to be one of the worst things I have seen in a LONG time. If you are one of those that NEEDS to see...
Justin Whippo
Mar 26, 20211 min read
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Dreamcatcher (2021)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. That ended and a 3 sounded a bit too healthy, but close. Two sisters are reunited and get to go to the...
Justin Whippo
Mar 13, 20212 min read
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Wreck (2020)
My quick rating - 2,1/10. Only for having the balls to make a movie with "that" as the monster lurking in the woods. Easily topped by an...
Justin Whippo
Feb 24, 20211 min read
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Sinbad And The War Of The Furies (2016)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. A couple laughs at best in how stupid this one is. John Morrison (Hennigan) proves that his acting skills in...
Justin Whippo
Feb 19, 20211 min read
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The Howling (2020)
My quick rating - 0,0/10. That is NOT a typo. It is official. This IS the worst "movie" I have ever seen. It isn't a movie, it is 102...
Justin Whippo
Feb 15, 20212 min read
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Mummy Resurgence (2021)
My quick rating - 2,1/10. Using a knife, like a shank, time travel, zombies, possession, over exaggerated stomping sound effect WHEN they...
Justin Whippo
Feb 13, 20211 min read
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Valentine Dayz (2018)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. Getting ready for the Hallmark holiday we have a zombie flick that really has nothing to do with Valentines...
Justin Whippo
Feb 13, 20211 min read
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Bride of the Werewolf (2019)
My quick rating - 1,4/10. Oh wow, was that bad. I am at a loss to explain. Anytime you hear "I can do better" well, this is the movie...
Justin Whippo
Feb 10, 20211 min read
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Skookum: The Hunt For Bigfoot (2016)
My quick rating - 1,9. I do not have enough patience to list everything wrong with this movie. There is no covid excuse for a 2016 movie...
Justin Whippo
Feb 8, 20211 min read
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Corpse (2018)
My quick rating - 1.9/10. Get high, grab a camera and start filming. Pretty much what happened here. The story which they don't bother...
Justin Whippo
Feb 3, 20211 min read
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The Rezort (2015)
My quick rating - 5,5/10. This "Jurassic Park" with zombies instead of dinosaurs movie really could've been great. The story that I just...
Justin Whippo
Jan 5, 20211 min read
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The Hand Bag (2020)
My quick rating - 2,8/10. Hopefully this can be blamed on COVID because there is no other reason to make such a crappy flick. Granted, I...
Justin Whippo
Dec 30, 20201 min read
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Krampus: The Reckoning (2015)
My quick rating - 2,2/10. Well, I did you all a favor. Now you'll know not to bother with this one. If you know the story of Krampus,...
Justin Whippo
Dec 25, 20201 min read
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Killer Camera Monsters (2020)
My quick rating - 2,0/10. Not sure if this was some dudes kickstarter to get his friends on screen, or if people actually auditioned for...
Justin Whippo
Dec 16, 20201 min read
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Jade's Asylum (2019)
My quick rating - 1,2/10. This movie is so painfully bad. The thing that makes this #turkey worse than that silly Xmas flick is they had...
Justin Whippo
Dec 16, 20201 min read
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Christmas Zombies (2020)
My quick rating - 1.8/10. Ok, I am going to start with the good. This is obviously a pretty happy family. I have to assume out of sheer...
Justin Whippo
Dec 14, 20202 min read
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Doses of Horror (2018)
My quick rating - 1.8/10. "In an asylum, patients were subjected to watching horror films for psychiatric study... but they all went mad...
Justin Whippo
Nov 19, 20201 min read
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Stay off the App (2020)
My quick rating - 2.3/10. Oh wow, that was a damn lazy movie. The longer you use the app, the more likely you die. Or actually, get...
Justin Whippo
Nov 15, 20201 min read
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