Wreck (2020)
My quick rating - 2,1/10. Only for having the balls to make a movie with "that" as the monster lurking in the woods. Easily topped by an...
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Justin Whippo
Feb 19, 20211 min read
Sinbad And The War Of The Furies (2016)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. A couple laughs at best in how stupid this one is. John Morrison (Hennigan) proves that his acting skills in...
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Justin Whippo
Feb 15, 20212 min read
The Howling (2020)
My quick rating - 0,0/10. That is NOT a typo. It is official. This IS the worst "movie" I have ever seen. It isn't a movie, it is 102...
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Justin Whippo
Feb 13, 20211 min read
Mummy Resurgence (2021)
My quick rating - 2,1/10. Using a knife, like a shank, time travel, zombies, possession, over exaggerated stomping sound effect WHEN they...
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Justin Whippo
Feb 13, 20211 min read
Valentine Dayz (2018)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. Getting ready for the Hallmark holiday we have a zombie flick that really has nothing to do with Valentines...
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Justin Whippo
Feb 10, 20211 min read
Bride of the Werewolf (2019)
My quick rating - 1,4/10. Oh wow, was that bad. I am at a loss to explain. Anytime you hear "I can do better" well, this is the movie...
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Justin Whippo
Feb 8, 20211 min read
Skookum: The Hunt For Bigfoot (2016)
My quick rating - 1,9. I do not have enough patience to list everything wrong with this movie. There is no covid excuse for a 2016 movie...
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Justin Whippo
Feb 3, 20211 min read
Corpse (2018)
My quick rating - 1.9/10. Get high, grab a camera and start filming. Pretty much what happened here. The story which they don't bother...
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Justin Whippo
Jan 5, 20211 min read
The Rezort (2015)
My quick rating - 5,5/10. This "Jurassic Park" with zombies instead of dinosaurs movie really could've been great. The story that I just...
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Justin Whippo
Dec 30, 20201 min read
The Hand Bag (2020)
My quick rating - 2,8/10. Hopefully this can be blamed on COVID because there is no other reason to make such a crappy flick. Granted, I...
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Justin Whippo
Dec 25, 20201 min read
Krampus: The Reckoning (2015)
My quick rating - 2,2/10. Well, I did you all a favor. Now you'll know not to bother with this one. If you know the story of Krampus,...
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Justin Whippo
Dec 16, 20201 min read
Killer Camera Monsters (2020)
My quick rating - 2,0/10. Not sure if this was some dudes kickstarter to get his friends on screen, or if people actually auditioned for...
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Justin Whippo
Dec 15, 20201 min read
Jade's Asylum (2019)
My quick rating - 1,2/10. This movie is so painfully bad. The thing that makes this #turkey worse than that silly Xmas flick is they had...
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Justin Whippo
Dec 14, 20202 min read
Christmas Zombies (2020)
My quick rating - 1,8/10. Ok, I am going to start with the good. This is obviously a pretty happy family. I have to assume out of sheer...
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Justin Whippo
Nov 19, 20201 min read
Doses of Horror (2018)
My quick rating - 1,8/10. "In an asylum, patients were subjected to watching horror films for psychiatric study... but they all went mad...
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Justin Whippo
Nov 15, 20201 min read
Stay off the App (2020)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. Oh wow, that was a damn lazy movie. The longer you use the app, the more likely you die. Or actually, get...
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Justin Whippo
Nov 10, 20201 min read
Squatter (2020)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. Another b-budget slasher film and this one is missing the violent kills and boobs for no apparent reason. Those...
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Justin Whippo
Oct 30, 20201 min read
The Warning (2012)
My quick rating - 2,7/10. Freebies are the only place to stream this one. #turkey #horror #IMDB
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Justin Whippo
Oct 23, 20201 min read
Clowns of Halloween (2019)
My quick rating - 0,7/10. There are no words to describe how awful this movie is. I can guarantee those crappy slasher movies my buddies...
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Justin Whippo
Oct 21, 20201 min read
Chop Chop (2020)
My quick rating - 2,8/10. Not a horror, thriller is a stretch, and #turkey is nearly fitting for this one. There are bad actors, and bad...
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