My quick rating - 3.0/10. "A prospector in the year 2047 must rescue a girl enslaved by a mutant race of gold-injecting vampires." That caught my attention for potential amusement. It is a prime example of how a catchy tagline can be used to deceive people into watching a terrible movie . And the initial monster I saw was amusing, although budget constraints aren't always funny. The monsters were not scary at all, and looked more like something from an elementary school play

My quick rating 1.7/10. Sometimes, just the title of a movie alone should clue you in to how bad it is going to be. In this case, it lured me in to see just how bad it would be. Yes, I am a glutton for bad movie punishment. Yes, occasionally B-budget flicks will amuse, gore out, and might have a shining star in the making, but guess what, this movie has none of these things. And don't let the name Joe Estevez fool you. He must've lost a night of poker to owe someone this fav

My quick rating - 4.0/10. Ok, this and its sequel popped up on Radarr, and it is under "horror," so I absolutely had to get it by title alone. Yes, I do actually screen what I add to the library, I swear. It also helps that it is 64 minutes long. OK, I am just saying this. WHO in the hell shaves their balls with a STRAIGHT RAZOR? As soon as this one got going with an opening scene showing toxic waste dumped into a lake, I said to myself, TROMA . And then I saw one victim sitt

My quick rating - 7.9/10. Time to get in the last nominee for #Oscars2023 since it wasn't released until after the awards show. I was going to wait for the 3-D version to be released, but I am impatient. This one is a long and beautiful flick telling the story of "whatever humans want, they just colonize and take." It is good to see James Cameron use his incredible ability to portray a sinking ship again so dramatically. Seems as though buying, or what it really is, owning a

My quick rating - 5.7/10. I recently enjoyed the first one ( review ), and now that the sequel is out, there is no reason not to hit it. It seems after the events of the first, the team of Aniston and Sandler has taken up detective work full-time. And following in their same level of aptitude, they are in way over their heads in doing so. Still bumbling along trying to make ends meet, they get an unexpected invite to their buddy The Maharajah's wedding (returning Adeel Akh

My quick rating - 4.8/10. I just got the sequel to this, and I haven't seen the first one, but when I see a Troma logo on the front, I know it is right up my alley. There is always a difference between MADE by Troma and distributed by Troma , and this one is the latter. So it is already doing its best to imitate, starting with the quirky characters and immediate killing. We have 5 girls having a sleepover while the parents are away for the weekend. For no good reason, they

My quick rating - 6.8/10. Ok, slightly behind (I kind of forgot to watch this), but excuses aside, I enjoyed this movie. EDIT: I was even behind on reviews back then LOL . Yes, I am a comic geek, so maybe a tad biased, although admittedly I did not read "Thor," so the rating is on movie merits alone. The movie follows the life of a "G-d" in the form of Thor( Chris Hemsworth ), who is the god of thunder. He is raised in Asgard to become the heir to the throne in a pseudo-Greek

My quick rating - 6.2/10. Even though I'm more of a Marvel guy, it's time to check this one out. The flick is an entertaining and action-packed sequel, building on the success of the first film. The movie takes us on a wild ride as we follow the adventures of Billy Batson in being Shazam and trying to balance his superhero life with his normal teenage existence. And the casting was also one of its strong features. Zachary Levi is perfectly cast as the lovable, goofy superh