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American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock (2015)
My quick rating - 4.8/10. A while back, I started compiling the 10 most disgusting movies I could find, and this one was always recommended, but I never could get my hands on it. Until now. It isn't like you watch these flix for the plot, but from what I can gather, this "doctor" is performing increasingly gruesome experiments on a couple of patients in order to extract something from them. I want you to keep in mind what I am reviewing, though. These movies are made to shoc
Justin Whippo
Aug 13, 20232 min read


Josh Johnson: # (Hashtag) (2021)
My quick rating - 5.5/10. Wow, work, so time for some random standup. This guy started off really bland, but after he got going, he was able to hit some decent jokes. If you are perusing and need a laugh, just be patient for about 10 or so, and you'll be fine. He hits topics such as things women expect in their relationships, effects of the pandemic in our social lives, and discusses whether or not his friend's bird is a racist. Streaming on Paramount+ or for purchase on Ama
Justin Whippo
Aug 13, 20231 min read


Extraction 2 (2023)
My quick rating - 6.9/10. I enjoyed the first one for the action, so let's see what the sequel brings. The good news is I enjoyed this one a slight bit more than the first, even. Extraction 2 is an adrenaline-fueled sequel that improves on the foundation laid down by the first film and propels us on yet another adrenaline-packed ride. If the first one was a thrill ride due to its intense action scenes, be prepared for something even more exciting this time. The movie gets off
Justin Whippo
Aug 12, 20232 min read


Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (2023)
My quick rating - 7.3/10. From his dad's unusual deathbed confession to watching his mom get high, Tom Segura tells blisteringly candid stories about marriage, mortality, and more. I thought this was very damn funny and not one to watch with the kiddos. Streaming on Netflix as you read this. Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (2023) #comedy #IMDB #Plex
Justin Whippo
Aug 12, 20231 min read


Crimson Peak (2015)
My quick rating - 7.4/10. This was the movie for me to see on Halloween this year, that is for sure. As usual, Guillermo del Toro visually stuns the audience with every single scene. The locations that are presented are an absolute marvel. Granted, a film cannot be just a national geographic on location shoot alone, and this film delivers. The story itself is a mixture of two stories, really, one that is a ghost story and the other that is a romance/thriller. The Gothic/roma
Justin Whippo
Aug 11, 20232 min read


Spider-Man: All Roads Lead To No Way Home (2022)
My quick rating - 6.0/10. Good to see all the actors get together for this amazing flick and see them behind the scenes talking about it. Definitely for all the fans to check out, but it is more just a short making-of that has some highlights for fans to sink their teeth into. Just a quick half-hour featurette that I thought may have been on the Blu-ray, but doesn't appear to be, seems to be a stand-alone. Might be a difficult one to find but Amazon might have it? Spider-Man
Justin Whippo
Aug 9, 20231 min read


The Wrath Of Becky (2023)
My quick rating - 5.8/10. I had no idea they were making a sequel to Becky which I saw a few years back. I gave the first one just short of a 6, so we'll see about this one. Prepare yourself for an unexpected rollercoaster of intense thrills and darkly comic moments as this film picks up where its predecessor left off, offering a heightened dose of Lulu Wilson 's captivating performance as the titular character and a deliciously amusing turn by Seann William Scott as the wi
Justin Whippo
Aug 9, 20232 min read


Forgotten Experiment (2023)
My quick rating - 4.2/10. It sounded interesting, and I like to see what is going on outside the USA movie scene. Forgotten Experiment enters the realm of international cinema, offering a refreshing departure from the typical American movie scene. This film attempts to delve into the uncharted territory of abnormal phenomena and reality-bending experiences. It sounded intriguing enough, but the execution leaves much to be desired, and that kept it from hitting its potential.
Justin Whippo
Aug 8, 20232 min read


Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008)
My quick rating - 4.4/10. So I had to grab it because it sounds so stupid. However, I came to find out when entering it into my database that it is a sequel. Hope it isn't good and forces me to go find the first one LOL. Going to guess I'll be safe with that not happening. The acting is absolutely awful, but it does make some of these jokes actually effective. I have already laughed a few more times than I expected, both WITH and AT the participants. I am not sure why writer/
Justin Whippo
Aug 7, 20232 min read


97 Minutes (2023)
My quick rating - 3.3/10. How dare they make a flick called 97 Minutes and give us a running time of 93 minutes??? That is some terrible fight choreography. 97 Minutes attempts to deliver an intense ticking-clock scenario aboard a hijacked 767 airplane facing an imminent disaster due to dwindling fuel supply, promising a gripping experience for us dumb enough to watch. Unfortunately, none of that happens thanks to the movie's glaring flaws. One of the more laughable issues pl
Justin Whippo
Aug 6, 20232 min read


Candy Land (2022)
My quick rating - 5.4/10. I actually enjoyed this movie quite a bit more than I expected to. It is a disturbing, intense trip through the life of Remy, which is acted, believe it or not, very well by Olivia Luccardi . She is cast out from her religious cult, leaving her vulnerable and lost. But ultimately, she seeks shelter with a group of truck station sex workers, leading to a new level of harsh realities. The characters of this new world are interesting, as each one is fro
Justin Whippo
Aug 5, 20232 min read


The Demon's Rook (2013)
My quick rating - 5.4/10. "If Evil Dead (or Ash vs. Evil Dead) had a weird Wiccan cousin" was all I needed to hear to spark my curiosity and dive into the fantastical world of . The Demon's Rook . This independent film is a fun, although not flawless, experience for those who enjoy some horror combined with elements of campy horror, dark fantasy, and overall supernatural fiction. The plot is centered on a young boy named Roscoe (played by James Sizemore , also the writer and
Justin Whippo
Aug 3, 20232 min read


Lovers Lane (1999)
My quick rating - 4.0/10. A man with a hook for a hand escapes from a mental institution to go after the children of his previous victims. Some seriously lame kills for being a slasher flick. Really just a sub-par entry into the genre that isn't horrible nor cringeworthy. This flick just doesn't do anything to evoke any sort of response except, "Well, that is over." I wouldn't go find it, but if it pops up on the tube, you may as well check it out if you are a horror flick f
Justin Whippo
Aug 3, 20231 min read


The Blackening (2022)
My quick rating - 6.4/10. I popped on The Blackening, knowing it would be something I had seen before, and it infuses that with elements of both missed opportunities and commendable humor. This horror-comedy film follows a group of black friends who gather for a Juneteenth weekend getaway, only to discover themselves trapped in a secluded cabin with a deranged killer. Did that word "cabin" grab your attention? There are shortcomings, but it does manage to toss in some qualit
Justin Whippo
Aug 2, 20232 min read


The Black Demon (2023)
My quick rating - 3.5/10. Not a lot of "sharking" is going on in this killer shark movie. The Black Demon aspires to be part of the wave created by "killer shark" films, but unfortunately, this particular flick fails to deliver the necessary level of excitement and thrills I associate with quality shark flix. Although the concept has all the makings of a thrilling experience, with the idyllic family vacation setting quickly turning out to be an actual nightmare through the e
Justin Whippo
Aug 1, 20232 min read


Mark Normand: Soup To Nuts (2023)
My quick rating - 7.5/10. I needed some background noise while working, and standup is always great since it entertains without distracting you. Pretty damn funny. Not going to elaborate further, just enjoy his one-liner jokes delivered quite a bit like Norm MacDonald , which is definitely not a bad thing. I think the big red N lets you know Netflix is where to check this one out. Mark Normand: Soup To Nuts (2023) #comedy #IMDB #Plex
Justin Whippo
Jul 31, 20231 min read


Dark Mixtape (2021)
My quick rating - 1.7/10. Looks like we have another wannabe "snuff" flick here. You have seen me mention flix, which attempts to make you believe they are real torture or murder caught on video. This has the grainy, static look and all to begin with. Let me break down how amateur this is. There have been three supposed videos so far, and they all have identical static effects going on. All consistent, meaning it isn't anything but a filter they turned on, not any form of ran
Justin Whippo
Jul 31, 20233 min read


Jagged Mind (2023)
My quick rating - 4.6/10. I was absolutely going to delete this one, except for one thing. After it ended, I was chatting with a friend about the whole thing, so it did its job - it got us to actually ponder the whole thing, including the outcome. It does end up being a cut above a high-end Lifetime original thriller, LOL. So if that is a selling point for you, then have at it. Jagged Mind boasts an engaging premise that immediately drew me in. The film centers around Billi
Justin Whippo
Jul 30, 20232 min read


Lust And Found (2015)
My quick rating - 4.9/10. For being filmed in Hong Kong, they do a fabulous job of not showing you any part of the city that makes it so unique. Amusing but very forgettable. Seems the only place to check this one out is Google Play . And Plex doesn't have it. Lust And Found (2015) #action #IMDB
Justin Whippo
Jul 29, 20231 min read


American Mary (2012)
My quick rating - 6.6/10. The twisted twins , Sylvia and Jen Soska , are back with their second full-length feature. Now that people are taking notice to their talent, this time they have a budget (although they did need to take out a second mortgage to get the project off the ground). Anyway, this movie is about Mary, a brilliant med student studying to be a surgeon. Equally brilliant is the performance by Katharine Isabelle portraying Mary. Of course, money issues arise,
Justin Whippo
Jul 29, 20232 min read
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