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Craving (2023)
My quick rating - 3.6/10. The action is absolutely cringe in this one. Acting is about on the same level as well. I really don't like it...
Justin Whippo
Sep 9, 20232 min read


The Third Saturday In October (2022)
My quick rating - 4,0/10. This came along with number 5 from the same year (part of the joke I guess, it is horror/comedy) so I may as...
Justin Whippo
Aug 23, 20232 min read


John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
My quick rating - 7.8/10. Hey Boppers, absolutely LOVE the homage to The Warriors . Anyone who has seen that flick will catch it right...
Justin Whippo
Aug 21, 20232 min read


The Last Resort (2009)
My quick rating - 3.1/10. I believe I tried watching this before, and the subtitles were cut off, and they are again. I am going to just watch it and see, since it doesn't appear to be anything worth keeping anyway. The beginning is meant to set up the evil that is at this resort, but it was shot to look like a home camera recording the footage, which threw me off. It is meant to be that way, just FYI. A group of women, none of whom can act their way out of a shoebox, head to
Justin Whippo
Aug 18, 20232 min read


Andrew Schulz: Infamous (2022)
My quick rating - 6.2/10. I probably would've given this dude a 7 or so, but his laugh is really annoying when he catches himself laughing at his own material. Beyond that, this is just that guy you laughed at in high school who grew up to do stand-up yet never really matured at all. You would think it is airing somewhere but Justwatch has nothing. Andrew Schulz: Infamous (2022) #comedy #IMDB #Plex
Justin Whippo
Aug 18, 20231 min read


Eyes Of Dread (2023)
My quick rating - 2.0/10. So far, this flick is a real test of patience. The stripper dancing half-naked for no apparent reason is literally the only thing happening. This movie really wants to be artsy with the filters and shadows. slightly missed writing a plot, though. After anything such as dialogue or finally, someone gets stabbed, they cut right back to the porn-inspired music and this chick dancing, so unless you have NO other means to see boobs, there is no selling po
Justin Whippo
Aug 17, 20232 min read


The Video Dead (1987)
My quick rating - 4.7/10. An 80's horror flick, I don't believe I have ever heard of? I have to watch and find out. The acting is phenomenal, let me tell you. A supernatural TV is mistakenly delivered to a suburban family instead of a research lab. After the family mysteriously turns up dead, a new family moves in and finds the TV hidden in the basement. Soon, they discover the TV is actually a gateway for the undead. This one was mildly amusing but didn't really stand up
Justin Whippo
Aug 17, 20231 min read


Aftermath (2014)
My quick rating - 4,6/10. Now, let me review the movie I just watched (read below for the confusion LOL). Searching for a happy ending to a tale of unimaginable disaster and horror, nine strangers find themselves holed up together in a farmhouse cellar in rural Texas. The United States has hastily become embroiled in World War 3. A young doctor named Hunter ( C.J. Thomason ) survives the nuclear attack and is thrown together by coincidence with a group of wounded and fright
Justin Whippo
Aug 16, 20232 min read


Flight of the Living Dead (2007)
My quick rating - 5.4/10. This is one of those movies that is so dumb and so entertaining at the same time, you have to actually like it. For surely didn't win any awards for acting since it is downright awful. But who cares, you have zombies on a motherf&*king plane. I know, lame, but I had to do it. So what happens when a top-secret government formula for some type of disease that the military is highly interested in is being transported on an everyday airline flight? It is
Justin Whippo
Aug 15, 20232 min read


Paul Dood's Deadly Lunch Break (2021)
My quick rating - 5.1/10. Sounds like a corporate daydream, so let's see what it is. Oh well, not corporate at all. I can definitely see that Tom Meeten has been checking out Michael Richards to get some inspiration for Paul Dood. This flick has some things to say about a few topics, including the individual's obsession with fame. Incorporate everyone watching Trendladder on their phones, and you know where the other dig is at. But just an everyday movie poking fun at the p
Justin Whippo
Aug 14, 20232 min read


American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock (2015)
My quick rating - 4.8/10. A while back, I started compiling the 10 most disgusting movies I could find, and this one was always recommended, but I never could get my hands on it. Until now. It isn't like you watch these flix for the plot, but from what I can gather, this "doctor" is performing increasingly gruesome experiments on a couple of patients in order to extract something from them. I want you to keep in mind what I am reviewing, though. These movies are made to shoc
Justin Whippo
Aug 13, 20232 min read


Josh Johnson: # (Hashtag) (2021)
My quick rating - 5.5/10. Wow, work, so time for some random standup. This guy started off really bland, but after he got going, he was able to hit some decent jokes. If you are perusing and need a laugh, just be patient for about 10 or so, and you'll be fine. He hits topics such as things women expect in their relationships, effects of the pandemic in our social lives, and discusses whether or not his friend's bird is a racist. Streaming on Paramount+ or for purchase on Ama
Justin Whippo
Aug 13, 20231 min read


Extraction 2 (2023)
My quick rating - 6.9/10. I enjoyed the first one for the action, so let's see what the sequel brings. The good news is I enjoyed this one a slight bit more than the first, even. Extraction 2 is an adrenaline-fueled sequel that improves on the foundation laid down by the first film and propels us on yet another adrenaline-packed ride. If the first one was a thrill ride due to its intense action scenes, be prepared for something even more exciting this time. The movie gets off
Justin Whippo
Aug 12, 20232 min read


Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (2023)
My quick rating - 7.3/10. From his dad's unusual deathbed confession to watching his mom get high, Tom Segura tells blisteringly candid stories about marriage, mortality, and more. I thought this was very damn funny and not one to watch with the kiddos. Streaming on Netflix as you read this. Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (2023) #comedy #IMDB #Plex
Justin Whippo
Aug 12, 20231 min read


Crimson Peak (2015)
My quick rating - 7.4/10. This was the movie for me to see on Halloween this year, that is for sure. As usual, Guillermo del Toro visually stuns the audience with every single scene. The locations that are presented are an absolute marvel. Granted, a film cannot be just a national geographic on location shoot alone, and this film delivers. The story itself is a mixture of two stories, really, one that is a ghost story and the other that is a romance/thriller. The Gothic/roma
Justin Whippo
Aug 11, 20232 min read


Spider-Man: All Roads Lead To No Way Home (2022)
My quick rating - 6.0/10. Good to see all the actors get together for this amazing flick and see them behind the scenes talking about it. Definitely for all the fans to check out, but it is more just a short making-of that has some highlights for fans to sink their teeth into. Just a quick half-hour featurette that I thought may have been on the Blu-ray, but doesn't appear to be, seems to be a stand-alone. Might be a difficult one to find but Amazon might have it? Spider-Man
Justin Whippo
Aug 9, 20231 min read


The Wrath Of Becky (2023)
My quick rating - 5.8/10. I had no idea they were making a sequel to Becky which I saw a few years back. I gave the first one just short of a 6, so we'll see about this one. Prepare yourself for an unexpected rollercoaster of intense thrills and darkly comic moments as this film picks up where its predecessor left off, offering a heightened dose of Lulu Wilson 's captivating performance as the titular character and a deliciously amusing turn by Seann William Scott as the wi
Justin Whippo
Aug 9, 20232 min read


Forgotten Experiment (2023)
My quick rating - 4.2/10. It sounded interesting, and I like to see what is going on outside the USA movie scene. Forgotten Experiment enters the realm of international cinema, offering a refreshing departure from the typical American movie scene. This film attempts to delve into the uncharted territory of abnormal phenomena and reality-bending experiences. It sounded intriguing enough, but the execution leaves much to be desired, and that kept it from hitting its potential.
Justin Whippo
Aug 8, 20232 min read


Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008)
My quick rating - 4.4/10. So I had to grab it because it sounds so stupid. However, I came to find out when entering it into my database that it is a sequel. Hope it isn't good and forces me to go find the first one LOL. Going to guess I'll be safe with that not happening. The acting is absolutely awful, but it does make some of these jokes actually effective. I have already laughed a few more times than I expected, both WITH and AT the participants. I am not sure why writer/
Justin Whippo
Aug 7, 20232 min read


97 Minutes (2023)
My quick rating - 3.3/10. How dare they make a flick called 97 Minutes and give us a running time of 93 minutes??? That is some terrible fight choreography. 97 Minutes attempts to deliver an intense ticking-clock scenario aboard a hijacked 767 airplane facing an imminent disaster due to dwindling fuel supply, promising a gripping experience for us dumb enough to watch. Unfortunately, none of that happens thanks to the movie's glaring flaws. One of the more laughable issues pl
Justin Whippo
Aug 6, 20232 min read
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