Second Chance Aka Grey Valley (2020)
My quick rating - 2,2/10. Massive hard edits. The most expensive part of the movie, a pair of black contact lenses LOL. A couple of...
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Justin Whippo
Sep 1, 20212 min read
Howl (2021)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. The very edge of a #turkey. Almost made it out of the lovely category of do NOT waste your time. But unless you...
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Justin Whippo
Aug 31, 20212 min read
Escape From Area 51 (2021)
My quick rating - 1,5/10. Painful. I have never seen someone have such a difficult time acting like a "stoner" but the kid in this one...
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Justin Whippo
Aug 27, 20212 min read
The Stairs (2021)
My quick rating - 5,3/10. They did themself no favors showing the monster in this one. But aside from them looking pretty lackluster, the...
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Justin Whippo
Aug 23, 20212 min read
Jurassic Hunt (2021)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. Awful. That was my one word as I was watching this. I got roped in since on IMDB it said Lionsgate Home...
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Justin Whippo
Aug 13, 20212 min read
Missing In Greenwood (2020)
My quick rating - 0,9/10. Rarely do you see a movie that can screw up every aspect of film making, and to do so in a mere 80 minutes is...
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Justin Whippo
Aug 9, 20211 min read
Rip: Rest In Pieces (2020)
My quick rating - 2,2/10. Just all around such a bad movie. The whole cast is clearly a group of friends, none of which have any idea how...
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Justin Whippo
Jun 23, 20211 min read
As the Village Sleeps (2021)
My quick rating - 3,3/10. People still believe it will be alright to get a group of friends together and go hang out in a cabin in the...
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Justin Whippo
Jun 20, 20211 min read
Crypto Legacy (2020)
My quick rating - 2,1/10. Please don't let the blatant ripoff of the "Sicario" movie poster sway you into thinking it is anything like...
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Justin Whippo
Jun 1, 20211 min read
Saltwater: The Battle For Ramree Island (2021)
My quick rating - 2,6/10. I believe the story itself is far better than some terrible acting and stock footage of some crocodiles. Go...
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Justin Whippo
Jun 1, 20211 min read
Happy Little Bunnies (2020)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. This is what happens when you think of your twist after filming 80 minutes of nonsense. You have 80 minutes,...
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Justin Whippo
May 22, 20211 min read
Dark Figures (2020)
My quick rating - 2,5/10. Another piece of crap found footage flick. Each "actor" is more annoying than the next, which makes for an...
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Justin Whippo
May 16, 20211 min read
Morbid (2013)
My quick rating - 1,5/10. Awful movie, if it was a movie that is. So many warnings at the beginning of how violent this is, and what a...
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Justin Whippo
Apr 17, 20211 min read
Homewrecker (2019)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. I could easily write an essay about how many things are wrong with this movie. It is never a good sign when you...
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Justin Whippo
Apr 15, 20211 min read
The Last Exorcist (2020)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. I don't quite understand Trejos choice in movies but I am guessing it is directly related to his spending...
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Justin Whippo
Apr 15, 20212 min read
Church of Fears (2018)
My quick rating - 1,2/10. The good: They somehow got this on Amazon Prime. The bad: Everything else. Remember about 30 years ago you got...
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Justin Whippo
Apr 10, 20211 min read
Cabaret of the Dead (2017)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. Oh, Tristan Risk not even you can save this garbage. Poor strippers in a cabaret/fetish club are attacked by...
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Justin Whippo
Mar 27, 20211 min read
Bunnyman: Grindhouse Edition
My quick rating - 2,2/10. #turkey
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Justin Whippo
Mar 25, 20211 min read
Amityville: Mt Misery Road (2018)
My quick rating - .8/10. This has to be one of the worst things I have seen in a LONG time. If you are one of those that NEEDS to see...
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Justin Whippo
Mar 13, 20212 min read
Dreamcatcher (2021)
My quick rating - 2,4/10. That ended and a 3 sounded a bit too healthy, but close. Two sisters are reunited and get to go to the...
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