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Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse (2023)
My quick rating - 7.9/10. Incredible animation. Considerably better than the first. Spidey swings back into action with an incredible...
Justin Whippo
Sep 18, 20233 min read


The Green Inferno (2013)
My quick rating - 6,4/10. After years of problems with legal, money, distribution and who else knows what, this movie is finally out and...
Justin Whippo
Sep 17, 20232 min read


Murdercise (2023)
My quick rating - 3,9/10. I keep seeing people saying this one isn't as bad as it sounds on Twitter so I'll be the judge of that. They...
Justin Whippo
Sep 13, 20233 min read


The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
My quick rating - 6.7/10. This flick brings the beloved video game characters to the big screen in a way that is not only surprising but...
Justin Whippo
Sep 12, 20232 min read


Ninja Apocalypse (2014)
My quick rating - 4.8/10. I went into this one on the title alone knowing nothing about it. I checked IMDB for reviews/ratings but got...
Justin Whippo
Sep 11, 20233 min read


Vacation Friends 2 (2023)
My quick rating - 5,4/10. We enjoyed the first one so why not check out this sequel? Seems the entire cast has returned. In case you...
Justin Whippo
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Craving (2023)
My quick rating - 3.6/10. The action is absolutely cringe in this one. Acting is about on the same level as well. I really don't like it...
Justin Whippo
Sep 9, 20232 min read


Spirit Of Fear (2023)
My quick rating - 3,4/10. I like the poster LOL. That image is a hell of a lot more frightening than this one-man show with Christopher...
Justin Whippo
Sep 8, 20232 min read


Three Extremes (2004)
My quick rating - 6.4/10. The movie is actually 3 unique stories released as one film. Each story represents a different "idea" so to...
Justin Whippo
Sep 7, 20231 min read


Kill Shot (2023)
My quick rating - 3.9/10. Posing as hunters, a group of terrorists is in search of $100 million, that was stolen and lost in a plane...
Justin Whippo
Sep 6, 20232 min read


Insidious: The Red Door (2023)
My quick rating - 5.6/10. Anticlimactic ending (that was my one comment at the end.) The " Insidious " franchise has long been a staple...
Justin Whippo
Sep 5, 20232 min read


Hidden Strike (2023)
My quick rating - 5.8/10. Always been a huge fan of Jackie Chan long before he made it over to the USA with Rumble in the Bronx . Unfortunately, I can't see John Cena so not sure how he is LOL. Hidden Strike attempts to dial up the concept of adrenaline-pumping action, delivering a high-octane experience that's almost reminiscent of a comic book brought to life. With a unique pairing and relentless action sequences, it almost accomplishes what it set out to do, almost. Set
Justin Whippo
Sep 4, 20232 min read


Gore Theatre 2 (2019)
My quick rating - 1.9/10. I am going out on a limb and assuming not seeing the first of these won't much matter LOL. It is looking to be an anthology of flix with the host being some dude's head announcing them. This first clip is trying to make you believe it is found footage of a snuff film. Not in the slightest convincing or gross. If it stays this bad, I'll comment live through it. I am noticing a theme here. Very amateur, which makes sense if you look at the poster below
Justin Whippo
Sep 3, 20232 min read


The Hopewell Haunting (2023)
My quick rating - 5.2/10. Some nice camerawork. Definitely took the less is more approach and used the lighting & sound effects to try and create tension. The Hopewell Haunting revolves around a skeptical and apprehensive preacher ( Ted Ferguson ) hired for a spine-chilling investigation of an ancient, decrepit house. The result is a haunting story that balances suspense, atmosphere, and character development. The preacher's reactions are pretty amusing as the homeowners con
Justin Whippo
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Sympathy For The Devil (2023)
My quick rating - 5.9/10. It finally looks like Nicolas Cage is clawing his way back into serious territory with Sympathy for the Devil , arriving right on the heels of the wildly entertaining Renfield . For a while there, I thought Cage ’s legendary intensity had been buried under a mountain of quick-paycheck projects, so seeing him turn in a committed, high-energy performance here made me sigh in relief. His latest thriller delivers a tense, claustrophobic ride that mostly
Justin Whippo
Sep 1, 20233 min read


Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts (2023)
My quick rating - 6.3/10. I am always game for some good, mindless action. And the latest in the franchise, Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts , delivers a fresh take on the iconic universe that should please long-time fans and newcomers alike. Deciding to go with less established actors instead of more familiar ones was bold, and it still finds a way to lift itself up via an interesting storyline and outstanding special effects. It also takes a bold step by minimizing the role
Justin Whippo
Aug 31, 20232 min read


Cobweb (2023)
My quick rating - 6.4/10. Hey, look, it is Homelander ( Antony Starr ) as the father in this flick. I definitely can relate to sibling rivalry, but this is to the extreme LOL. Cobweb is a chilling journey seen through the eyes of an eight-year-old kid named Peter ( Woody Norman ) , who has his life turned upside down by a harmless tapping noise. This psychological horror movie, directed by first-time feature film director Samuel Bodin , blends creepy atmosphere, a mysteriou
Justin Whippo
Aug 30, 20232 min read


The Bigfoot Trap (2023)
My quick rating - 4.7/10. I was hoping to get a unique twist on the classic Bigfoot legend, offering a blend of crime and maybe a bit of horror. The Bigfoot Trap attempts to blend the fascinating world of tabloid journalism, urban legends, and the lengths people will go to create a compelling story. The plot centers around a tabloid journalist, played by Tyler Weisenauer , who embarks on a journey to rural America to investigate a man's ambitious quest to capture the elusive
Justin Whippo
Aug 29, 20232 min read


The Flash (2023)
My quick rating - 6.5/10. Let’s just get this out of the way first, that CGI baby-in-the-microwave sequence looks rough. Like, “$220 million budget and still can’t beat the infamous dancing baby GIF” rough. It’s front and center, which isn't the confidence boost I wanted at the start of this long-awaited DC movie. Sadly, that moment ends up being a pretty accurate preview of The Flash as a whole. Occasionally fun, but wildly inconsistent. Directed by Andy Muschietti, The Flas
Justin Whippo
Aug 28, 20232 min read


Troma's War (1988)
My quick rating - 5.5/10. I haven't watched or owned this one in years, so time for a refresher. The setup is a plane crashing on some remote island, and in out-of-character fashion, instead of some cheesy prop to show the plane's descent to doom, it is all done dark screen and via audio. But in typical Troma style, the cast of characters is a variety of weirdos that can overact with the best of them. Well, the island seems to be inhabited by mercenaries from all over the gl
Justin Whippo
Aug 27, 20232 min read
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