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Kill Her Goats (2023)
My quick rating - 2,3/10. I have had this flick for quite some time just taking up space. Well, Bec did a blind pick of this one so we'll...
Justin Whippo
Jun 29, 20232 min read
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Evul Twinz (2020)
My quick rating - 2,0/10. I put this on because of a 69 minute run time and no plot while working. WOW, I did not expect such shit,...
Justin Whippo
Jun 10, 20232 min read
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Caviar (2023)
My quick rating - 2,1/10. Antigone Corday (Betsey Brown) is an aspiring social media influencer. She is mourning the recent death of her...
Justin Whippo
May 15, 20232 min read
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Slink (2013)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. I will admit, I only put this on because it looks awful, and I am working. And so far, the acting is right on target for my assumption. I don't know why they bothered with an "uncut" version because there is hardly any blood in this whole crappy affair, and the constant full frontal is pretty standard. Undressing scenes so the girls strip to hop on a tanning bed. The plot revolves around some prevented guy who records these sessions, but that isn't a
Justin Whippo
Apr 29, 20232 min read
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Visions Of Filth (2021)
My quick rating - 2.0/10. Another one was selected only due to the length (63 minutes). Jason Impey is a name I have seen pop up on some of the Grindsploitation and other shock videos before, so I expect some twisted gore out of him. The knife looks like a plastic prop. Anyone can perform this level of blood effects, seriously. I have literally done better myself, live. There is not an ounce of plot going on here. So you don't get to find out why this couple is roped up and
Justin Whippo
Apr 7, 20232 min read
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Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood And Honey (2023)
My quick rating - 3.6/10. Ever since I heard of its existence, it has been on my Radarr, and now it is time to see if it lives up to the hype. I am guessing NOPE. Writer/director Rhys Frake-Waterfield has dropped some straight-up #turkey material before, but I'll go in open-minded anyways. I now realize I was right in my assumption. I don't understand how you get your hands on a property such as this that is going to be money in the bank by sheer name alone, and cannot do be
Justin Whippo
Mar 20, 20232 min read
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Alice, Darling (2023)
My quick rating - 4.4/10. SO boring. If it wasn't for a really good performance by Anna Kendrick , it might be a #turkey. I think even I am being too generous with this one since so little happens throughout this whole flick. The whole thing is a very subtle cry for help by Kendrick as her "man" ( Charlie Carrick ) is controlling her life. We see these moments happen through occasional flashbacks while she is on a trip with her girlfriends for a birthday weekend. It is quite
Justin Whippo
Feb 28, 20232 min read
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Frankenstein Island (1981)
My quick rating - 2.3/10. I am purposely going in after having heard and read that this is one of the worst movies ever made. Sounds like fun!!!! Ok, the picture quality is awful, but that is expected since I cannot see anyone going back and remastering this LOL. A group of guys are deserted on an island after a hot air balloon crash (a bit weird already) and, to their incredible luck, are discovered by a tribe of bikini-clad women. I have seen far worse flicks, but this one
Justin Whippo
Feb 14, 20232 min read
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Bigfoot: Path Of The Beast (2020)
My quick rating - 2.4/10. The elusive sasquatch. Been hiding from humans for years and barely ever even photographed. But this dude just wanders into the forest after losing his girlfriend and can find them no problem. Apparently, they are hiding out in a forest right off the beaten path, kind of like the forest preserves you see everywhere. This low-budget effort is pretty damn stupid. I will give them credit for attempting to weave a couple of storylines together, though. N
Justin Whippo
Feb 12, 20232 min read
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Of Silence (2014)
My quick rating - 2.1/10. This flick is just painfully boring. The whole movie is basically Jeremiah Sayys wandering around his home with an "I lost my dog" look on his face. In the story, it seems he has lost his wife, and they cannot be bothered to truly explain how. The one-man show is interrupted briefly by some family members who really don't add much to the story except that Sayys character Colby, demonstrating he is possibly going insane. As he is wandering around h
Justin Whippo
Feb 10, 20231 min read
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Snow Falls (2023)
My quick rating - 2.3/10. Saw a trailer about a month ago and thought this one was worthy of a look (like I wouldn't have watched it anyway.) You know what would be more exciting than this movie? Staring out the window and watching the SNOW FALL. A group of mostly annoying adults head to a cabin during the winter, but after the power goes out, they start acting like irrational morons. You are supposed to think they are losing their minds, or the snow is inherently evil, but i
Justin Whippo
Jan 20, 20231 min read
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Lost Vegas (2022)
My quick rating - 2.0/10. Going in blind on this one. Before the credits even roll, I can see what I am in for, b-budget schlock and not in a good way. The acting for this one was about as bad as it gets. The clearly boredom-inspired tale is that of lockdown due to COVID. Here is the story of people who think the vaccine is turning people into zombies. But at times, people who are around unvaccinated people turn into zombies. They really weren't too sure what they wanted the
Justin Whippo
Jan 1, 20231 min read
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The Last Slay Ride (2022)
My quick rating - 2.2/10. I thought I'd balance the good holiday stuff I have been watching with something that sure looks to be a #turkey. This has to be a student flick due to, well, everything you can think of, starting with the horrendous acting of terrible dialogue. Scene after scene, this just gets worse. The jokes that you can clearly see THEY thought were hilarious are just plain stupid. And since the first half of this movie tries to rely strictly on the comedy suppl
Justin Whippo
Dec 24, 20222 min read
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Demonic Christmas Tree (2022)
My quick rating - 3.1/10. I don't have high hopes, but it is that time of year. Justwatch calls it The Killing Tree if you want to...
Justin Whippo
Dec 6, 20222 min read
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2025: Blood, White & Blue (2022)
My quick rating - 1.7/10. The poster has me curious about the Purge vibe going on, and I took a look. Cheap rental at $1.99 is also on...
Justin Whippo
Nov 22, 20222 min read
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Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)
My quick rating - 2.8/10. After the 3rd one, I really didn't think there would be much of an audience to go further, but here we are. Not...
Justin Whippo
Oct 18, 20222 min read
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8 Days To Hell (2022)
My quick rating - 1.9/10. Chosen strictly for the running time. Streaming is free for Prime members. And free isn't good enough, they...
Justin Whippo
Oct 17, 20221 min read
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Croc! (2022)
My quick rating - 2.3/10. I have been forewarned by @truebookaddict that this movie sucks, so I have popped it on while working, knowing...
Justin Whippo
Oct 8, 20221 min read
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The Red Book Ritual (2022)
My quick rating - 2.3/10. Busy week for horror movies, so I will check out the ONE that bloody-disgusting missed on their list of...
Justin Whippo
Sep 14, 20222 min read
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Wire Room (2022)
My quick rating - 3.8/10. I find that these STV Bruce Willis flix tend to work well for half-paying attention. Available on most...
Justin Whippo
Sep 3, 20221 min read
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